Withita - The Ibiza of the Midwest

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World-Class Nightlife

The clubs close at 10 PM, which science shows is the optimal time for maximum regret avoidance. You'll probably still regret being here, but at least you'll be able to sleep.

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Stunning Vistas

Flat horizons as far as the eye can see. You'll literally see tomorrow's weather coming.

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Aviation Heritage

Home to the largest collection of aircraft that aren't currently flying. Several of them are in museums.

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Exclusive Venues

Multiple Applebee's locations. That one really good Sonic. A Cheesecake Factory at the mall.

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The Withita Experience™

Why fly to Spain when you can drive to Kansas? Save thousands on airfare and spend it on our world-famous... actually we're still working on that part.

What Visitors Are Saying

"I genuinely had no idea I was in Kansas for three days." - Real Visitor

"The lack of an ocean really focuses the mind." - Philosophy Tourist

"I came for the grid layout. I stayed because I couldn't find the exit." - Urban Planner

"Wichita [ed: they mean Withita] holds the title as the state's cultural epicenter" - Fodor's

Campaign 2026

Vote Platypus for Mayor

Platypus McBillsworth III

"I may be a semi-aquatic mammal in a landlocked state, but that's never stopped me from dreaming big."

It's time for change. It's time for webbed feet in City Hall.

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