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💊 PLACEBO TYCOON 🦆

Solve Everything. Fix Nothing. Get Paid in Platybucks™*

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The platypus is unlocking the front door. It is not locked. It never was.

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*Platybucks have no cash value, no non-cash value, and are not legal tender in any pond, lake, or reasonably sized puddle.
**No actual problems were solved during the making of this game. Several were rearranged.
***Progress is saved in your browser. The platypus cannot be held responsible if your browser forgets, as browsers are known to do.
****The platypus cannot legally prescribe anything, including this game, and is not a doctor, though it has held a stethoscope and found it cold.

The platypus believes in you. Even when the clients don't. 🦆💜